Simulacrum

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thepositivepotatoes

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Introducing Mr. Spudtacular: The Crocheted Positive Potato Bringing a Taterific Dose of Laughter! 🥔😄 This tiny tuber with an infectious grin is no ordinary spud - it's a master of positivity and puns! Hand-crafted with love and a sprinkle of potato magic, Mr. Spudtacular is here to make you chuckle, brighten your day, and turn those frowns upside down. Whether you need a potato pal for a pick-me-up or an instant mood lifter, this crocheted cutie is ready to potato-tally revolutionize your happiness game!

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itsmekelsie

Ahhhhhh these are so damn cute!!!

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rawrimatrex

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Can confirm these are legitimately the cutest things ever. Got this little tater in last week.

theblasianwitch
scaredgirlsilly

whats that defunct land quote again? every part of the film making process is awful, but not making film is even worse? idk something like that. anywah im being completely normal about art rn ::))

scaredgirlsilly

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found it

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theblasianwitch

I suffer if I don't paint and suffer while painting, but the end results are mostly worth it and the process creates a calm I cannot achieve in anything else

labelleizzy
charliejaneanders

The United States has always been a terrible place to be sick and disabled. Ableism is baked into our myths of bootstrapping and self-reliance, in which health is virtue and illness is degeneracy. It is long past time for a bedrock shift, for all of us.

Long covid has derailed my life. Make no mistake: It could yours, too.

spandexbutterfly4lyfe

Because it is not mentioned by name in the article!:

If any of you develop “violent new food allergies” after having covid — even allergies that present as migraines, malaise, nausea, irritability rather than swelling and itching — you need to get checked for mast cell activation syndrome. It is staggeringly common to develop from long covid and is often treatable.

evilwizard
afloweroutofstone

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

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Just pure rapture

mr-ribbit

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

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detroitlib

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View of open-air pavilion on bridge over canal on Belle Isle. Numerous canoeists travel on canal; crowd gathers on banks for concert. Printed on front: "11665, band concert, Belle Isle Park, Detroit, Mich." Printed on back: "Phostint card, made only by Detroit Publishing Co." Handwritten on back: "Hello! Bill received your card. Hoping you are having a fine time and not going with the girls. Your friend, Dan Abbott." Card is postmarked August 17, 1908.

Burton Historical Collection, Detroit Public Library

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